chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph)

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: its the computer
  • me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

160,293 notes

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

363,256 notes

geolu:

you must keep your titan shifter well-exercised

13,352 notes

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

84,231 notes

neonstorm:

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

pingu

neonstorm:

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.

pingu

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geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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b-a-n-a-n-a-s

i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

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magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

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